Spritzing 

When one or more persons inserts fingers into anothers rectum and rapidly moves their fingers back and forth causing fecal matter to expel in a spray paint type fashion all over the room.

"Ew Richie why do you smell so bad???"
"Sorry, Brittany and I were spritzing earlier."

Spritzing by Pseudo_Pseudonym March 23, 2020

Spritzing 

A form of watersports. Performed by straddling a waterless bathtub and urinating on an individual laying face up in the tub.

Roger enjoyed a good spritzing. His girlfriend would straddle the tub and soak him from head to toe.

Spritzing by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015

Spritzing 

When someone is tailgating you driving down the road and you unload a tank of washer fluid on them. Also can be used for unruly pedestrians or middle aged bald guys in convertibles.

That tailgater was driving so close to me I ran my tank of washer fluid dry spritzing his car.

Spritzing by Loaf pincher January 21, 2010

nerd spritzing 

A form of bukake where naked men stand in a circle and ejaculate on a pile of old PCBs (printed circuit boards)

The group of tech bros felt a close connection in the office after the nerd spritzing party.

nerd spritzing by FunkyFun88 August 15, 2024

A Splitting of the Mind 

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

A Splitting of the Mind by xxxStatic January 4, 2014

Spitting Chips 

To be angry or upset. As in I'll be spewing chips...

"If he wins big brother I'll be spitting chips"

Spitting Chips by Luke555 August 15, 2008

a splitting of the mind 

a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you.

"yo did you read a splitting of the mind?" "don't even bring it up."

a splitting of the mind by I'm trash October 7, 2016