by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2008
1. A drink made with wine and carbonated water and, usually consumed by females.
2. A word used to describe the act of shooting your load over females faces more generally known as a Facial.
2. A word used to describe the act of shooting your load over females faces more generally known as a Facial.
1a. 'Pour me a tall drink of wine and soda please kind sir'?
1b. 'Certainly young lady'.
2a. 'Yeah, give me your love potion baby, all over my face'.
2b. 'Here it comes...SPRITZERRRRRR'
(Phrase must be yelled at the moment of facial decoration for maxium effect.)
1b. 'Certainly young lady'.
2a. 'Yeah, give me your love potion baby, all over my face'.
2b. 'Here it comes...SPRITZERRRRRR'
(Phrase must be yelled at the moment of facial decoration for maxium effect.)
by Mr Jaffa Cake March 6, 2009
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by DrRagerr October 29, 2020
A stylish and worldly couple, often seen preaching to youth about "being cool", taming monkeys (for pets, servants, friends, and/or combat allies), and are usually able to take extreme damage to the toe or foot region of the body without showing the slightest bit of pain or discomfort.
Dumb ass Kid: "You fools are Spritzers!"
Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."
Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."
by Prof. Andrew Spicholli, Spritzer Expert, University of Phoenix August 22, 2007
by percy46 July 2, 2007
n. A bottle that squirt, sprays, mists or "spritzes" liquids. It is often used as for cleaning purposes, and is the cooler cousin of spray bottles.
v. to spritze, or spray, a fluid
v. to spritze, or spray, a fluid
-"Honey, have you seen the spritzer? I "want" to clean the windows."
-"My cat kept climbing on my desk, so I've started spritzing him when he does."
-"My cat kept climbing on my desk, so I've started spritzing him when he does."
by frenchiekaia January 17, 2008