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1.
totally hyper, bubble, and spunky. Cant sit still. Excited. feeling of laughter and jubilee...like you have carbonation in your soul!
Oh my goodness! im feeling really spritzy today, i cant sit still and feel all giggly! whats wrong with me?!
by jbtonti November 05, 2010
 
2.
One who prefers ridiculous collegiate-escapade sit coms (such as "Big Bang Theory") to hilarious relationship-related folly-based sit coms (such as "How I Met Your Mother").
Guy 1: Dude, I would much rather watch Big Bang Theory than HIMYM. It is just a better show.
Guy 2: Bro, you are such a spritzy.
by Robbs Barbro December 15, 2008