Top Definition
(n) the act of masturbating while strategically planning your future sexual or romantic conquest.
Larry: "Man, you wanna tap dat ass? You just gotta stratejizz!"
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."
by Izzybel13 December 18, 2013
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