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stinky note 

When you pull your dick out of an asshole and wipe the shit on her/his back.
Dude, I just gave Alex a stinky note!
stinky note by Black Cock 69 September 17, 2013
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Sticky-Note 

The process of ejaculating into a book, magazine, or other article and closing said book for the next person to find two pages stuck together.
Guy 1: "Dude check it out! This magazine was in the locker room!"
Guy 2: "Sweet man... Awww someone left a sticky-note inside it!"

"I've been waiting for this book to come out for months! I finally went and picked up a copy and when I got home someone had left a sticky-note in it!"
Sticky-Note by Theweather January 15, 2015

sticky-note bitch 

A very anal girl that only expresses her feelings through messages left on sticky notes. The girl is usually a roommate or family member that you live with.
I left a small mess in the microwave after warming up my sandwich in the microwave. When I woke up in the morning my roommate left a sticky-note telling me to clean up the mess in the microwave from the night before. It was the sixth sticky-note that week...she is such a sticky-note bitch....

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sticky note 

The small piece of paper with stickyness on it that u right on and put on ur fore head to reming u of things
sticky note by Micah W September 9, 2003

sticky note 

As you are about to release your load in a chick while doing her from the South end, you withdraw your utensil and make a healthy deposit on the small of her back. Before you lay down and fall asleep, you write your name or love note in the puddle as if you were finger painting. For greater visibility, take her to a club with black-lights afterwards.
I wanted to remind my bitch that I love her, so I gave her a sticky note.
sticky note by K White February 8, 2007

sticky note god 

A powerful deity that controls the sticky notes from the sticky note fortress in the middle of the sticky note Forest

ERIC THE SHEEP’s greatest enemy

Ally/Enemy of the dark sticky note god
The sticky note god unleashed a swarm of sticky notes
sticky note god by L124 February 14, 2023

stapling a sticky note 

Used to describe someone taking joy in doing extra work that will make little or no difference (a sticky note should stick to a surface by itself, but some add a staple to it just to make sure it does not).
Your brother was stapling a sticky note when he made a second batch of pasta even when he knew the first batch was more than enough.
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