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old stink tits 

What the johns used to call this gal that ran tricks on Franklin back in the day. They called her this because her tits reeked, mainly due to the fact that her diet consisted mainly of onions and sour milk at that time, but also due to bad hygiene habits in general.
Me: Look, over there.

You: Who is it?

Me: Why, it's old stink tits, that's who.

Timmy: Who's that?

Me: Well, Timmy, old stink tits is a prostitute who has stinky, smelly tits. Hence the name.
old stink tits by metalslugmn June 13, 2011
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Stank Tits 

Stinky tits, with a musty or yeasty smell.
She had some stank tits

Stick with tits 

noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.
That bank teller at Capital One is a total stick with tits, she was completely useless.
Stick with tits by newyy1 September 10, 2011

stick with tits 

adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick
Man, that little asian chick we saw last night, definitely a stick with tits!
stick with tits by Guru November 7, 2004

Tits on a stick

A very thin woman with huge breasts.
Beth was so this she looked like tits on a stick.
Tits on a stick by Leon February 27, 2003

Tits on a stick

something which is just perfect, used to describe a particularly good event or thing, similar to describing something as the dog's bollox
Sé won $50 on the lotto and said, well that's just tits on a stick
Tits on a stick by January 12, 2004

Tits in the sink 

Coined by the UKs leading deer stalking expert.

A phrase used to describe tasks deemed to be hard work for the average man that just need doing and not complaining about.

For example dragging out Norfolk red deer shot with copper bullets and the associated larder duties.
Don’t think, get your tits in the sink and crack on
Tits in the sink by guy_the_rev December 23, 2022