Guru's definitions

plus-sized

Fat. See full figured.

Person1: What do you think of "plus-sized" models?
Person2: Fat.

by Guru May 10, 2006

munkus

To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.

Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(

by GuRu December 2, 2003

TREllis

A fat smelly slag, often used for free mcdonalds supplies.

Tom-arse.

by Guru August 21, 2003

aka

Alpha Kappa Alpha

she pledged AKA

by guru September 29, 2003

BM

mother of a man's child

don't trip, she ain't my girlfriend, she just my baby momma

by guru September 29, 2003

umff

humpage. between 2 people.

umff! umff! umff! umff!

by guru July 15, 2004

shit tins

A large and generally excessive quantity of an item

shit tins of gaff tape and zip ties are needed to apply adequate amounts of sheebz

by Guru December 7, 2004