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adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick
See tits on a stick
by Guru November 7, 2004
Get the stick with titsmug. Now if we are really going to try to quantify sheebz we must go back to first principles. Whenever sheebz is first applied to a problem it starts in small quantities, and once the first sheebz is applied then it is applied in increasing doses.
This can best be expressed as a polynomial. Keep in mind that the rate of work typically decreases (another variable) due to the "ye olde shit-tins" of thinking beers being utilised.
Once adequate amounts of sheebz have been applied to the problem in question typically there is a flat section where sheebz is constant (normal operation - the amount of neon installed can mess with this part of the equation - be careful). This is always followed by some description of catastrophic failure where all sheebz leaves the building, or car, or what is left of the car.
This is an impulse function which makes sheebz impossible to quantify, however a 15th order polynomial is a fairly good approximation.
According to Pete's theory this excess of sheebz must be taken up somewhere else.
I like to think that it is all hiding in Glen's garage.
This can best be expressed as a polynomial. Keep in mind that the rate of work typically decreases (another variable) due to the "ye olde shit-tins" of thinking beers being utilised.
Once adequate amounts of sheebz have been applied to the problem in question typically there is a flat section where sheebz is constant (normal operation - the amount of neon installed can mess with this part of the equation - be careful). This is always followed by some description of catastrophic failure where all sheebz leaves the building, or car, or what is left of the car.
This is an impulse function which makes sheebz impossible to quantify, however a 15th order polynomial is a fairly good approximation.
According to Pete's theory this excess of sheebz must be taken up somewhere else.
I like to think that it is all hiding in Glen's garage.
by Guru March 17, 2004
Get the sheebzmug. 
Tom-arse.
by Guru August 21, 2003
Get the TREllismug. An object loved not only by Chris Baker and Tom Fall but also just about everyone with a brain.
Used for telling the time of course.
Used for telling the time of course.
by Guru March 10, 2004
Get the Clockmug.