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Quiche

A pie, designed specifically for the southern shandy drinking ponce.
by guru July 17, 2003
mugGet the Quichemug.

plus-sized

Person1: What do you think of "plus-sized" models?
Person2: Fat.
by Guru May 10, 2006
mugGet the plus-sizedmug.

foshizzled

To politically screw someone/a party up twice. A sure screwing, fucking up a party's political aspirations. George Bus and Ken star are two big foshizzlers. Democrat party was foshizzled(twice for sho)
Bushboy and Dizzle's party was foshizzled again. The state of Florida foshizzled the democrats again. Blaze and Bubus are big time foshizzlers
by Guru February 10, 2005
mugGet the foshizzledmug.

cashed

1) The state of a marijuana receptacle whose contents have been thoroughly exhausted, leaving behind an ash residue. The "cash point," or point at which the receptacle is to be retired or repacked, is often heatedly debated among marijuana smokers; some choose to incinerate the entire contents of the bowl until all said marijuana has been dissipated, while others choose to repack as soon as it begins to adopt a black hue.

2) Certain circles (particularly youth) have adopted the "cashed" adjective as the universal term for a status of depletion.
1) "This bowl is cashed. Shall I repack?"

2) "This bag of Funyons is cashed-ass. Take the empty bag to the trash and grab me some Oreo's from the kitchen. Bitch."
by Guru December 29, 2004
mugGet the cashedmug.

umff

humpage. between 2 people.
umff! umff! umff! umff!
by guru July 15, 2004
mugGet the umffmug.

Shaku

An aimbotting hacker who can be found camping somewhere in Radio Tower.
Goddammit is Shaku camping again.
by Guru February 2, 2005
mugGet the Shakumug.

BM

don't trip, she ain't my girlfriend, she just my baby momma
by guru September 29, 2003
mugGet the BMmug.

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