Stefanitis

Stefanitis is a Vitamin-D deficiency due to staying inside all day and playing video games.

Man, "I just played 130 hours on Minecraft this week!"
Bro, "man, you definitely got a bad case of Stefanitis, try to go outside more"

Stefanitis by Jungle110 January 28, 2023

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stefanitis

A condition which results a mixture of jungle fever and a love for overweight women. People from New Mexico are prone to this condition

he has serious stefanitis

stefanitis by yourwingman November 24, 2010

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Steamitis

"Steamitis" is a common disease among PC gamers who use the service Steam by Valve.

The disease was first discovered when a player of 13 had acquired his Mother's credit card number during one of the first Holiday Sales. The child had purchased 437 games and only spent 39.00 USD. Since this event, anyone who purchases 15 games or more during a Steam sale of any kind has the disease Steamitis.

Symptoms include:
Loss of money
Limiting hard drive space
Sore eyes
Sleep deprivation
An 8 Steam rating or higher
AIDS

Steam User 1: Man, there went my pay check already. And my hard drive is already low on space! What the hell happened?

Steam User 2: It's the Holiday Sale, man! I just bought five games for 55 cents.

Steam User 1: Fuck. I think we have Steamitis!

Steamitis by BiGoDeViN January 26, 2013