Bear Stearned 

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

Bear Stearned by bwbw March 20, 2008

bear stearned 

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.

Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.

bear stearned by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008

bear stearned 

to crash, to collapse, to plummit, to fail

1. I can't believe it, I completely bear stearned that test.

2. For the third time this week, my computer bear stearned on me.

bear stearned by Wolverine11 March 17, 2008

bear stearned 

To make a large bet with collateral and lose and then have your bookie sell your collateral for pennies on the dollar to your neighbor.

That dude was whacked at vegas and got bear stearned.
I guess uncle Louie was wrong about the trifecta as he just got bear stearned
Bernacke and J Diamond let the house of cards fall at Bear Stearns

bear stearned by Bernacke March 23, 2008

smooth stearing wheel 

A white girl with silky soft skin and a juicy f*t ass, sultry eyes and a great sense of humor, loyal.

Daaaamn, that girl a smooth stearing wheel!!

smooth stearing wheel by Chrisper June 20, 2016

Ben Stearnes

I very strange person that likes to hide in bushes. He never wins and messes up right at the end of anything. But he has a interesting laugh.

Eli: Is that Ben Stearnes?!
Andrew: Oh yeah yeah.
Eli: I’m going to go talk to him!

Ben Stearnes by ElijahWahl March 3, 2019