seamhead

An avid baseball fanatic, especially one who frequently utilizes statistical analysis and urges others to do the same.

Old-school baseball scouts tend to hate seamheads like Rob Neyer, always harping about on-base percentage and Win Shares.

seamhead by Travis M. Nelson March 20, 2008

stealerhead 

A derogatory name for someone who has just stolen your boyfriend. Screamed at the top of one's lungs towards the boyfriend stealer. Occasionally accompanied by over the top gesturing with one's hand and hysterical jumping up and down on the spot.

E: "How dare you take my boyfriend, you stealerhead!"

stealerhead by mrs ellie kelly January 26, 2009

smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.

Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.

smearhead by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

steakhead 

variant of meathead. Generally applied more often to football players or used self-derisively by more intelligent meatheads to show that they do have some trace of creativity.

"We can't have Scorpion Bowl this year because we're a bunch of steakheads and we broke them all"

-Football player, lamenting his fraternity's inability to hold their Scorpion Bowl party.

steakhead by cosmo October 8, 2004

steelhead

the hardest fighting fish on the face of the earth.

there is no example of steelhead. once youve caught one you'll understand

steelhead by Whackmaster November 9, 2007

Steakhead 

A person who isn’t very bright and when they think they’re saying something that’s smart it’s usually completely wrong

Edmund just said the capital of England is onion, what a steakhead.

Steakhead by LordPalpatine March 21, 2020

Stealthed 

During vaginal or anal sex you take off your condom without your partner knowing and explode your seed inside of them

I stealthed this chick I met at the bar last night

Stealthed by DRack April 25, 2017