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meef suck

When one slightly cracks a carbonated beverage and sucks the beverage out of the can.
My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.

I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
by GerthPaul September 27, 2020
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lipitor squid

A new generation of teens that are all highly addicted to the prescription drug(s) Lipitor and/or Glipizide.
Rapunzel and all his little homeboys are such Lipitor Squids.
Yeah, he’s woke AF but I don’t trust him he be poppin’ that Glipizide- he a straight up Lipitor Squid.
by GerthPaul December 4, 2020
mugGet the lipitor squidmug.

winçent

Bay Area slang for cock. Synonymous to “winçul.”
Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.

Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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hummus boi

Homie; someone who’s your Garbanzo Guy.
Aye I know everybody knows Figmus has a tiny dick but he’s still my hummus boi.

Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
by GerthPaul December 18, 2020
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stinkowicz

An extremely stinky winsul. Often presenting as malodorous or producing a horrendous scent.
Borogrove's stinkowicz was tiny but smelled huge.

Petrovich said that the homeboy Mutant Carl was woke but had an intensely putrid smelling stinkowicz.

Nobody ever stayed in Bogdon's office for more than 15 seconds because of his awful smelling stinkowicz.

Topeka generally goes for the guys with the most horrendous stinkowiczes.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
mugGet the stinkowiczmug.

accost the perimeter

Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.
I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!

Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!

Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.

The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.

The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.
by GerthPaul December 1, 2022
mugGet the accost the perimetermug.

dicks on the wall

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.
Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
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