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Rewipe

When you wipe your anus because you have a feeling there is leftover feces from your last droppings.

A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
We didn't hear any flush from the stall when Rotilius went in, so we knew he was hitting that rewipe again.

Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.

Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.

The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
mugGet the Rewipemug.

Pontificus

An expression said when one is most thoughtful in regards to PC terms; Sensitive to gender norms.
“Say Pontificus if u Woke!”

“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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meef suck

When one slightly cracks a carbonated beverage and sucks the beverage out of the can.
My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.

I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
by GerthPaul September 27, 2020
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hummus boi

Homie; someone who’s your Garbanzo Guy.
Aye I know everybody knows Figmus has a tiny dick but he’s still my hummus boi.

Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
by GerthPaul December 18, 2020
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dicktime

When We saw that girls ass spilling out of her trousers, the guys all screamed “dicktime!”
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.
by GerthPaul January 8, 2020
mugGet the dicktimemug.

for smearing

The opposite of when something is donulatory or donations based. Primarily used for smearing or smear purposes.
Gatzüke asked if his homeboy Rotini’s romulin was donulatory or for smearing.

I straight up thought that blackened ranch sauce was solely for donulatory purposes but my boy Karip pointed out it is specifically for smearing.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
mugGet the for smearingmug.

Guys

A positive exclamation of excitement or surprise.
Yo, when me and Babuche pulled up to the club with fresh ass Brazilians, we straight up said guys!

Yo, that bigos was straight fucking guys!

When he showed the crew his smears we all just said guys.

Mavis and his boys are known for being bull-peking guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
mugGet the Guysmug.

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