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butt stench cove

A mythological place where BBW guys go to perform rituals and do simultaneous chants.
The Seventh Annual BBW Guys Ball took place again at Butt Stench Cove this year. From miles away you could smell their filthy buttocks and hear them simultaneously chanting at the same time.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
mugGet the butt stench covemug.

butts on a lip

An exclamation of excitement when someone does something woke af
When Rupal got a Brazilian before the blowbang the guys all pulled their lips and screamed “Butts on a lip!”

Rotilius squealed “Butts on a lip!” As soon as the guys started mentioning various fast food locations.

Girth had to say “butts on a lip” when he saw the guys mince into the room.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
mugGet the butts on a lipmug.

bullpegging

Synonymous to Bull-peking or bull pecan. A term often used when somebody is woke af and very well versed in gender norms or other things that are woke af.
Gadzuke looked so bullpegging woke when he accosted that perimeter.

The hummusboi Pustefix was bullpegging guys for a thorough FirstWipe with his homies.

Musely prepped his bulbous before telling the guys that he felt bullpegging woke AF.

The homeboy LickStick was straight up guys for showing the boys his fresh ass brazilian at the Gala.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
mugGet the bullpeggingmug.

Guys

A positive exclamation of excitement or surprise.
Yo, when me and Babuche pulled up to the club with fresh ass Brazilians, we straight up said guys!

Yo, that bigos was straight fucking guys!

When he showed the crew his smears we all just said guys.

Mavis and his boys are known for being bull-peking guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
mugGet the Guysmug.

scaldawicz

When one of the guys penises is severely burned or scalded.
You peep Josias's forsaken scaldawicz? It was woke AF!

The homeboy Musely had a scaldawicz from when he dipped his swanson into the hot soup.

Perseus's penis had second degree burns because one of the OGs told him it would be woke af to have a scaldawicz.

Reuben's cock had scabs all over it and was still healing from when the guys made scaldawiccen.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
mugGet the scaldawiczmug.

SecondSmear

The second wipe on a roll of papyrus after the FirstWipe is completed after the stool gathers towards the hatch, alongside the perimeter.
Vogul never had a strong FirstWipe, but his papyrus was often heavily soiled after that SecondSmear. He was very well respected for this.

Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.

Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
mugGet the SecondSmearmug.

dicktime

When We saw that girls ass spilling out of her trousers, the guys all screamed “dicktime!”
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.
by GerthPaul January 8, 2020
mugGet the dicktimemug.

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