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Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.
Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
Get the smearheadmug. Yo, when me and Babuche pulled up to the club with fresh ass Brazilians, we straight up said guys!
Yo, that bigos was straight fucking guys!
When he showed the crew his smears we all just said guys.
Mavis and his boys are known for being bull-peking guys.
Yo, that bigos was straight fucking guys!
When he showed the crew his smears we all just said guys.
Mavis and his boys are known for being bull-peking guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
Get the Guysmug. You peep Josias's forsaken scaldawicz? It was woke AF!
The homeboy Musely had a scaldawicz from when he dipped his swanson into the hot soup.
Perseus's penis had second degree burns because one of the OGs told him it would be woke af to have a scaldawicz.
Reuben's cock had scabs all over it and was still healing from when the guys made scaldawiccen.
The homeboy Musely had a scaldawicz from when he dipped his swanson into the hot soup.
Perseus's penis had second degree burns because one of the OGs told him it would be woke af to have a scaldawicz.
Reuben's cock had scabs all over it and was still healing from when the guys made scaldawiccen.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
Get the scaldawiczmug. The second wipe on a roll of papyrus after the FirstWipe is completed after the stool gathers towards the hatch, alongside the perimeter.
Vogul never had a strong FirstWipe, but his papyrus was often heavily soiled after that SecondSmear. He was very well respected for this.
Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.
Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.
Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
Get the SecondSmearmug. “Say Pontificus if u Woke!”
“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
Get the Pontificusmug. Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.
Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
Get the winçentmug. Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!
When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.
Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.
Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
Get the dicks on the wallmug.