Whackmaster's definitions

asshole

A backlash in a fishing reel (especially a casting reel)

Dammit, I just got the worst asshole ever.

by Whackmaster December 28, 2007

finda

A contraction of "fixing to"

I'm finda get my drink on.

by Whackmaster January 6, 2008

swinger

A tom turkey that has a beard so long that it swings back and forth as he runs

I shot a swinger last spring with an 11.5 inch beard.

by Whackmaster December 28, 2007

Brad Paisley moustache

A weak ass moustache that looks like a 17 year old has been trying to grow for three weeks, but only has a vague shadow. (commonly worn by country music star Brad Paisley)

I didn't have time to shave this morning so now I have a Brad Paisley moustache.

by Whackmaster December 30, 2007

psychelberries

(psyche-el-berries) The word psyche (as in I fooled you) taken to the next level.

Guy 1: Did you catch any fish today?
Guy 2: No, we got skunked.
Guy 1: Really?
Guy 2: Psychelberries!!! (As he lifts two enormus salmon from an ice chest)

by Whackmaster November 9, 2007

Six

short for six pack (as in six pack of beer)

I figured I'd need about a six of Miller, And one of them things so I wouldn't spill her

by Whackmaster December 28, 2007

longbeard

A tom turkey with an exceptionally long beard

I shot a mack daddy longbeard last spring.

by Whackmaster December 28, 2007