A term coined by Strong Bad of Homestar Runner fame meaning an offspring that is awkward, peculiar, or simply unable to fit in.
"Send your cool son off to join the 'On-Point Kings' he'll have to be... jumped in, your fat son off to join the 'Municipality', he'll have to be... pooped in, and ship your stepheaded red-child off to join the Homestarmy. He'll want to be... jumped out."
Stealth stedhead: A person who secretly uses steroids while pretending to be natural. This term applies to fitness influencers, movie stars, sports figures, and everyday people—someone you might even know personally. Often given away by large veins, mood swings, erratic behavior, and a huge, unnatural fast build.
Lee: Frank you seen that guy down the gym bruv? he's massive. He told me he's never taken anything all natural, he said.
Frank: He's not fooling anyone with a build like that, Bruv, he had more juice than Tropicana. He's deffo a Stealth stedhead you Muppet. LOL
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'