Status Bomber

A person who incessantly posts stupid comments in reply to your status updates on social networking sites. This could be as a joke or as something that doesn't make any sense at all. It also could be due to the fact that the comment poster is slightly retarded.

"Did you hear about Steve last night? He bombed Susan's status about her aunt having breast cancer. Asked her if he could be the second opinion."

He's such a status bomber.

Status Bomber by tstyles77 February 19, 2010

Status bomber

A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.

Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.

Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

Damn you status bomber!

Status bomber by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011

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Related Words

Status Bomber • status • status quo • Status Rape • Status-Bomb • status jacked • status killer • status stalker • status whore • status block

Status Bomber

The act of tampering with someones status as a photobomber would a photo.

*Nick's Status: I'm trying to restore a old computer, does anyone have 15 unused floppy disk?

*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*

Status Bomber by MR_SMART February 20, 2011

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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