Status Bomber

A person who incessantly posts stupid comments in reply to your status updates on social networking sites. This could be as a joke or as something that doesn't make any sense at all. It also could be due to the fact that the comment poster is slightly retarded.

"Did you hear about Steve last night? He bombed Susan's status about her aunt having breast cancer. Asked her if he could be the second opinion."

He's such a status bomber.

Status Bomber by tstyles77 February 19, 2010

Status bomber

A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.

Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.

Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

Damn you status bomber!

Status bomber by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011

Get merch

Related Words

Status Bomber • status • status quo • Status Rape • Status-Bomb • status jacked • status killer • status stalker • status whore • status block

Status Bomber

The act of tampering with someones status as a photobomber would a photo.

*Nick's Status: I'm trying to restore a old computer, does anyone have 15 unused floppy disk?

*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*

Status Bomber by MR_SMART February 20, 2011

Get merch

kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

Get merch

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

Get merch

abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Get merch

Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

Get merch