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A person who incessantly posts stupid comments in reply to your status updates on social networking sites. This could be as a joke or as something that doesn't make any sense at all. It also could be due to the fact that the comment poster is slightly retarded.
"Did you hear about Steve last night? He bombed Susan's status about her aunt having breast cancer. Asked her if he could be the second opinion."

He's such a status bomber.
by tstyles77 February 19, 2010
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The act of temporarily un-following someone on Twitter because of a steady stream of "live-tweeting" or stupid posts. The action isn't permanent, it is just used to provide a much needed respite from the user's constant barrage of information you care nothing about.
I put Julie on Twitter Suspension today for live-tweeting a business meeting. I mean, who cares about her boss's choice in suit jackets?
by tstyles77 September 2, 2010
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