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When you can't think of a status to post on facebook.

Man, i haven't updated my status in weeks. I have statblock.

statblock by SomeRandomGuy37 March 3, 2011

Words you can keep

slayblock

What happens when you are trying to get with a girl in some way and someone else intercepts you or gets in your way, preventing the slay.

Peder walked in and slayblocked me when I was about to make my move with sarah

slayblock by pener April 4, 2005

Related Words

statblock • starblocks • Stalkblocking • Shotblocking • skateblock • sablock • slayblock • slotblock • Spotblocked • stalkblocked

Shotblocking

Demanding the last of a communal bottle of liquor, thereby preventing the shareholders from any further shots.

Thanks for the last of the Cuervo, Justin. Sorry for shotblocking.

Shotblocking by Sherlock Homie March 27, 2011

Skateblock

A person who gets in your way when your skateboarding.similar to cockblock but with skateboarding.

Damn it Tito stop skateblocking get out of my way

Skateblock by jonathan666 January 8, 2009

stallblocker

An extremely selfish person who uses a public toilet so frequently, and for such extended periods of time, that others are denied legitimate and reasonable use of that public toilet.

Tim: Why did you leave the office unexpectedly this afternoon, Brian?
Brian: Because the Stallblocker blocked me so many times today, I had to go home to use the restroom.

stallblocker by Scurf331 October 21, 2014

Stanblackpinkh0e

The funniest blonk ever 🥺
Bts anti as they should 😩

A- hey have you followed stanblackpinkh0e yet?

B- no who’s that?

A- the funniest person ever follow them or die 🥺

Stanblackpinkh0e by Lightsforlou June 8, 2021

starblocks

yung joc's coffee shop

if you need the number 1-800-starblocks, coca latte damned to make ya heart stop

starblocks by doubleu May 20, 2007

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026