statblock

When you can't think of a status to post on facebook.

Man, i haven't updated my status in weeks. I have statblock.

by SomeRandomGuy37 March 3, 2011

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slayblock

What happens when you are trying to get with a girl in some way and someone else intercepts you or gets in your way, preventing the slay.

Peder walked in and slayblocked me when I was about to make my move with sarah

by pener April 4, 2005

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Shotblocking

Demanding the last of a communal bottle of liquor, thereby preventing the shareholders from any further shots.

Thanks for the last of the Cuervo, Justin. Sorry for shotblocking.

by Sherlock Homie March 27, 2011

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Skateblock

A person who gets in your way when your skateboarding.similar to cockblock but with skateboarding.

Damn it Tito stop skateblocking get out of my way

by jonathan666 January 8, 2009

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stallblocker

An extremely selfish person who uses a public toilet so frequently, and for such extended periods of time, that others are denied legitimate and reasonable use of that public toilet.

Tim: Why did you leave the office unexpectedly this afternoon, Brian?
Brian: Because the Stallblocker blocked me so many times today, I had to go home to use the restroom.

by Scurf331 October 21, 2014