The coolest last name in the history of all last names ever. People with the last name Stankus are teased mercilessly and given nicknames like "stinky", "stink-ass" "skank-ass", etc. However, Stankus's know that everyone else is merely jealous of their awesomely amazingly cool last name. Stankus's are very proud of their name and insults have no effect on them whatsoever.

"Oh, I sure wish my last name was Stankus like that awesome person over there... I'll take out my anger on them by calling them names!"

Stankus by Laughing Jesus August 21, 2008

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slimy starkus

when you're receiving oral simulation in your vehicle while co-workers smoke and watch you.

what did you do last night?

I got slimy starkused while his boss watched

slimy starkus by starfishtickler October 28, 2021

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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