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when a person sticks their fist into a vagina and opens their hand spreading the fingers apart
i stuck my hand up this hoes pussy and she was so loose i gave her a starfish
by give me five August 12, 2008
when 5 males jizz all over their woman while on the beach. after the jizzing fest, she rolls around in the sand like a churro. they then loogie on her tits and lick her ass clean.
by majesticlandfill May 30, 2010
the anus of a house cat
Kitty! stop licking your starfish!
by sK8Er KiD June 11, 2007
During sex, a person who lays face down, legs and arms spread (like a starfish) and takes it from behind, not moving, making no noise, exerting no effort, and leaving all the work up to the other person. Usually the starfish is gay and a total bottom who cares little about who is fucking them, instead just wanting to take it like a bitch from behind.
That guy I picked up last night was the worst lay ever; he was a total starfish.
by ozoutofwater November 14, 2007
A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.
Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
Retarded, brain-dead, end users.
AKA BDU's (Brain dead users).

Named so because starfish have no brain and only one orifice.
This starfish on the phone just asked me where the 'any' key is.
by VIPERsssss January 19, 2005
(v) A female with five guys position their fallacies five strategic locations. One in the mouth. One in the vagina. On in the anus and one in each hand. If the hands get tired, they are then moved into the ear, which is termed the Modified Starfish.

I got starfished this weekend. My arms got tired, so we needed to switch to modified starfish.

Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.
by P Devlin March 11, 2008