Starfishing- The act of two people spreading their butt cheeks apart and touching and/or rubbing each other's assholes together.

Yes, it is a thing. Some people will state that this isn't possible. That only means that they have tried it.
"Elaine and I tried something new last night. We were starfishing for at least an hour."
by Me Cow May 18, 2014
When an individual, who is too fatigued to engage in sexual activity themselves, lay spread out on the bed for their partner.

The term "Starfish" comes from the shape that the individual makes when they spread out.
"She was full starfishing for me last night...I full doodled her good!"
by Fosterb February 09, 2007
When an individual is too intoxicated or tired to participate in intercourse with their partner they simply lay on their back outstretched to resemble the same shape as a starfish and let their partner do all the work.
dude I was so hammered last night when I got home I just ended up starfishing it with the girlfriend.
by Goochy20 September 21, 2010
Hammered drunk, laying face down, arms stretched out flat and up, legs down and out forming the shape of a 'starfish'... This can't be done on request; It is only done unwillingly in a drunken stupor.
"Daaamn.. Phil was hammered, starfishing in the floor last night...."
by Phil the Thrill 1 March 10, 2012
The act of sprawling out in bed, taking up as much space as possible, immediately upon the departure of your significant other, fuck buddy, or one night stand.
Man, these single dorm beds are so small, I couldn't wait for him to stop spooning and leave in the morning so I could start starfishing.
by Little Buck May 14, 2009
When a girl is physically involved with five different men at the same time: one in her ass, one in her vagina, one gets a bj, and the remaining two get jerked-off.
"Mel is such a whore!"

"Why man? What happened?"

"It was kinda sketchy but she gave me head while fucking Evan and Alexander and she was jerking-off Tyler and Schuyler at the same time! She was totally starfishing us."

"Wow man, that sounds incredible."

"Ya she was wicked talented!"
by El BeeF & MellyCray February 01, 2013
The act of being a lazy, boring, intoxicated lay. Pertaining more specifically to when your arms and legs go limp just before you pass out.
I was getting ready to cum until my date began starfishing!
by Matt8008 March 23, 2010

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