look up any word, like yeet:
 
1.
Starfishing- The act of two people spreading their butt cheeks apart and touching and/or rubbing each other's assholes together.

Yes, it is a thing. Some people will state that this isn't possible. That only means that they have tried it.
"Elaine and I tried something new last night. We were starfishing for at least an hour."
by Me Cow May 18, 2014
 
2.
When an individual, who is too fatigued to engage in sexual activity themselves, lay spread out on the bed for their partner.

The term "Starfish" comes from the shape that the individual makes when they spread out.
"She was full starfishing for me last night...I full doodled her good!"
by Fosterb February 09, 2007
 
3.
When an individual is too intoxicated or tired to participate in intercourse with their partner they simply lay on their back outstretched to resemble the same shape as a starfish and let their partner do all the work.
dude I was so hammered last night when I got home I just ended up starfishing it with the girlfriend.
by Goochy20 September 21, 2010
 
4.
The act of being a lazy, boring, intoxicated lay. Pertaining more specifically to when your arms and legs go limp just before you pass out.
I was getting ready to cum until my date began starfishing!
by Matt8008 March 23, 2010
 
5.
The act of sprawling out in bed, taking up as much space as possible, immediately upon the departure of your significant other, fuck buddy, or one night stand.
Man, these single dorm beds are so small, I couldn't wait for him to stop spooning and leave in the morning so I could start starfishing.
by Little Buck May 14, 2009
 
6.
Spread yourself out, almost in the shape of a starfish whilst having sex and just hump
Joe, I was starfishing some lass last night
by Joemo April 17, 2014
 
7.
The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.

This happens when one is extremely tired.
Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?

Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!
by Yarz August 22, 2012