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Starfishing- The act of two people spreading their butt cheeks apart and touching and/or rubbing each other's assholes together.

Yes, it is a thing. Some people will state that this isn't possible. That only means that they have tried it.
"Elaine and I tried something new last night. We were starfishing for at least an hour."
by Me Cow May 18, 2014
16 more definitions
When an individual, who is too fatigued to engage in sexual activity themselves, lay spread out on the bed for their partner.

The term "Starfish" comes from the shape that the individual makes when they spread out.
"She was full starfishing for me last night...I full doodled her good!"
by Fosterb February 09, 2007
When an individual is too intoxicated or tired to participate in intercourse with their partner they simply lay on their back outstretched to resemble the same shape as a starfish and let their partner do all the work.
dude I was so hammered last night when I got home I just ended up starfishing it with the girlfriend.
by Goochy20 September 21, 2010
Hammered drunk, laying face down, arms stretched out flat and up, legs down and out forming the shape of a 'starfish'... This can't be done on request; It is only done unwillingly in a drunken stupor.
"Daaamn.. Phil was hammered, starfishing in the floor last night...."
by Phil the Thrill 1 March 10, 2012
The act of sprawling out in bed, taking up as much space as possible, immediately upon the departure of your significant other, fuck buddy, or one night stand.
Man, these single dorm beds are so small, I couldn't wait for him to stop spooning and leave in the morning so I could start starfishing.
by Little Buck May 14, 2009
Spread yourself out, almost in the shape of a starfish whilst having sex and just hump
Joe, I was starfishing some lass last night
by Joemo April 17, 2014
The act of covering your mouth and puking into your hand as you rush to the toilet, causing the projectile vomit to spread in the shape of a starfish.
Everybody saw Sean starfishing, as he ran to the toilet.
by Walt Wittman January 10, 2014

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