Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*
Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*
Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*
Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!
John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*
"my face has a strong smell of shit and cheese after that cunt starfished me"