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srondlurk 

Mythical being originating from Scandinavian folklore. A hideously ugly creature that was believed to cower in dark corners of rooms. Usually they are portrayed as only being able to exist in darkness or very dim light. They are observers; they do not meddle in human affairs and prefer to remain in secret, watching. But should they be discovered, or worse, confronted, then it was believed they would effectively become bound to their discoverer's soul, tormenting them in their sleep with terrifying nightmares. This was said to be only a glimpse into the horrors that would await the afflicted in the afterlife. Hence the old Finnish saying: "Look ye not to the darkness, lest ye be forever bound to the srondlurk". Often described as being of the size of a child, dark yet reflective eyes, flesh of charcoal, gray, or pasty white color, thick black hair ("made of shadow" in some accounts), it is usually portrayed as a creature whose existence should be accepted but generally ignored (the "let sleeping beasts lie" folk motif). Many folklorists consider the srondlurk to share a common history, or perhaps even be the origin of the boogeyman.
"May you sleep with the srondlurk this night!" (A common curse, uttered, for example, after a bar fight)
srondlurk by Mick Reet January 11, 2009
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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