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Sprot 

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The Ancient art of combining Sport, alcohol, various objects, food/extreme sports and idiots with too much time on their hands...This makes the most stupid and crazy sprots imaginable.
Combining Soccer with Vodka, Ride on lawnmowers, paintball bazookas and various assorted rodents.

This makes "Death Badger Soccer on Wheels!!" in one awesome Sprot!!

Make your own sports, its really very fun indeed.
Sprot by Shadowheart May 20, 2008
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sprot 

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adj. A combination word made of super + hot.
"Man that chick is sprot"
sprot by m2c October 3, 2006
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Related Words
sprot • sprotor • SPROTUNIANE • Sprotch • sprote • Sprotklinik • Sprott • sprotten • Sprottle • sprotty

Sprot 

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The Ancient art of combining Sport, alcohol, various objects, food/extreme sports and idiots with too much time on their hands...This makes the most stupid and crazy sprots imaginable.
Combining Soccer with Vodka, Ride on lawnmowers, paintball bazookas and various assorted rodents.

This makes "Death Badger Soccer on Wheels!!" in one awesome Sprot!!

Make your own sprots, its really very fun indeed...but its your own fault if you get hurt.
Sprot by Shadowheart May 13, 2008
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Sprot 

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Onomatopoeic noun or verb.

Noun: Noise produced when defecating. A mixture of fart and excrements coming out. It can be used for farts only.

Verb: To take a loud dump
Noun: The day after I eat Indian, my sprots are really loud.

Verb: Omg, I need to sprot now.
Sprot by The Italian Nose April 22, 2011
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Sprot 

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A dirty chinless Mexican.
Phranque: look at that fat chinless mexican hoe over their!

Crayonyul: oh that's just that sprot Rayelene!
Sprot by sprot master July 3, 2015

Scrotal distancing 

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Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.
I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.
Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020
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total scrotal implosion 

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A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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