sproik
To ejaculate at an inappropriate moment, usually in a way that is embarrassingly humorous to those around you.
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Spronk
To exceed expectations
Derived from a 2020 meme, Spronk is the combination of 'Sprite' and the popular 'Stonks' meme. It refers to the way Macdonalds post-mix Sprite seems to taste much stronger than that from other places, suggesting that they put more Sprite in their Sprite than one might expect.
(to have spronk) The quality of something/someone having more of you wanted than you expected.
A person that has spronk is someone that stands out in some way because they are surprisingly good at something, but you wouldn't know just by looking at them.
An object or thing that has spronk might be worth more than you thought at first glance.
(to spronk) To do better than you expected you would or to find unexpected reserves or skills that help you achieve something you thought you would fail at.
to outperform projected metrics or overdeliver.
Derived from a 2020 meme, Spronk is the combination of 'Sprite' and the popular 'Stonks' meme. It refers to the way Macdonalds post-mix Sprite seems to taste much stronger than that from other places, suggesting that they put more Sprite in their Sprite than one might expect.
(to have spronk) The quality of something/someone having more of you wanted than you expected.
A person that has spronk is someone that stands out in some way because they are surprisingly good at something, but you wouldn't know just by looking at them.
An object or thing that has spronk might be worth more than you thought at first glance.
(to spronk) To do better than you expected you would or to find unexpected reserves or skills that help you achieve something you thought you would fail at.
to outperform projected metrics or overdeliver.
"Damn'! This cocktail has some spronk! Looks like I'm not driving home tonight."
"How did you do in your exam?"
"Well I wasn't confident, but it turns out I spronked it! I got an A"
"How was your date last night?"
"Great success... The man has some spronk, that's for sure"
"So there's gonna be a second date then?"
"Oh definitely... but I'll need some time to recover from this one first, if you know what I mean."
"If you want to impress me, you'll have to show some spronk."
"He sits around all day and does fuck-all. Literally no spronk at all"
"Did you get that house?"
"Nah, It spronked. It went for way more than my top bid."
"How did you do in your exam?"
"Well I wasn't confident, but it turns out I spronked it! I got an A"
"How was your date last night?"
"Great success... The man has some spronk, that's for sure"
"So there's gonna be a second date then?"
"Oh definitely... but I'll need some time to recover from this one first, if you know what I mean."
"If you want to impress me, you'll have to show some spronk."
"He sits around all day and does fuck-all. Literally no spronk at all"
"Did you get that house?"
"Nah, It spronked. It went for way more than my top bid."
Spronk by stonksstonks November 25, 2021
Spronk
"I want you to come over right now and spronk me"
"I gave her a good spronking"
"I can't feel my legs, you spronked me good!"
"I gave her a good spronking"
"I can't feel my legs, you spronked me good!"
Spronk by HighVelocityDeposit November 29, 2021
sprike
Friend 1 - Let's go to Wendy's.
Friend 2 - Ok
-----At Wendy's--------
Friend 1 - I'll have a number 1 with a Sprite and also two Doublestacks.
Teller (In African American ebonics)- So that'll be two Doublestacks and one number 1 with a Sprike.
Friend 1 - Uhhh, sure.
Friend 2 - Ok
-----At Wendy's--------
Friend 1 - I'll have a number 1 with a Sprite and also two Doublestacks.
Teller (In African American ebonics)- So that'll be two Doublestacks and one number 1 with a Sprike.
Friend 1 - Uhhh, sure.