Top Definition
spranks are usually pretty tight, except at times can be tools the size of a bulldozer. Which are pretty fucking big. Spranks remind me of a big huge happy bear, like Winnie the Pooh. Except Winnie the Pooh saying some really dumb shit, having awful comebacks, and (hopefully) wearing more than a red shirt. In all, it's good to be a sprank.
"mothafuckin spranks on a mothafuckin plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane"
by hard major kaos September 04, 2006
3 more definitions
To masturbate (wank) in ones spare time.
Example 1:

Friend 1- Oh I'm so bored, I've got nothing to do!

Friend 2- Go have a sprank.

Example 2:

Me - Wooo I'm unemployed, gonna go have a sprank!!
by Wanalmorgasm Simpson February 24, 2013
1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.
Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.
by jrh5356 April 23, 2005
Commonly used to relate to a deceased friend's girlfriend.
Jeff's sprank was a hottie
by Firebird November 20, 2003

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