5 definitions by PieMan3259

Shlonker

A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.

My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.

by PieMan3259 April 25, 2018

Lank

Any action made possible by the length of one's appendages.

I just lanked that light bulb into the light. You were too short.

by PieMan3259 April 23, 2018

Špajz

This word means "pantry" in Bosnian and is pronounced similarly to the English word "spice" and can be used in a context where you would normally use the word spice but wish to portray a more exotic and picquant flavor.

Wow, this food has a wonderful špajz to it!

by PieMan3259 April 2, 2018

Sprank

Used to describe a prank that can result in affliction to the prank victim. Formed from a combination of the words "pranked" and "spanked"

Wow, you really spranked me yesterday. I have a bruise on my shoulder now.

That was no light-hearted prank you pulled on your brother, he could have gotten seriously hurt from that sprank!

by PieMan3259 April 2, 2018

Shlonk

The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.

"Shlonk! The pole was shoved into the hole carved in the mud."

by PieMan3259 April 2, 2018