153 definitions by cornholio

colonel

Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, Col. Harlan Sanders

I'm so hungry! Let's go see the Colonel!"

by cornholio October 30, 2003

groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.

That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

mall

(1) Traditionally, an outdoor walkway in a park, often lined with statuary.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.

I went to the mall to buy a belly shirt, and all I found was this Faberge egg.

by cornholio October 18, 2003

Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

by cornholio September 30, 2003

OB-GYN

A medical doctor who specializes in female plumbing, aka the reproductive system. From "obstetrician-gynecologist."

I was an amateur OB-GYN before my arrest. I liked sticking my nose into women's snatches.

by cornholio November 4, 2003

gurnisht

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

by cornholio October 10, 2003

oddforcez

Orginated from Dinos mother and father, it was later carried on by the in-breeding of dino and his mother which created an in-bred child, vasilli, this then spread to the love child of rattler and vasilli, being vordak.

Perhaps a new section should be created to encompass the severity of the in-breeding that resulted in the oddforcez "group". Their unbalanced mental state, the largest understatement of all time, being the most exciting realm of their "retardedness" to explore. Most of the world's science community is currently undertaking this endeavour in one way or another.

As such, the only word to describe the oddforcez group would be "smacktard(s)", as they are the one and only true pure source of this vile mental condition caused deliberately by reckless in-breeding. (for an example of non-reckless in-breeding see "bogans")

As such, funds and donations are now being collected in order that this misformed and truelly hideous group of individuals.. or rather "smacktards" may be studied so that no other human being may have to suffer the insult of being called a member of "oddforcez"

P.S: Hugs n kisses from merlin :)

Ra!, Rattler, Vordak, SgtVereker, Dinosaw, Vasilli, BruceCampbell, SgtBarney, ColKlacker, Jabba Mates
SgtSexington, Sergmister, Cain, @nglo,
bChopperPilot, StripDeck, Baz, Dr Harry, Dutch, Thudd, Bleeding.

by cornholio September 1, 2004