Definitions by JoRokHed

Chumming the internet

Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.

He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.

Chumming the internet by JoRokHed April 16, 2013

Deathday 

Any day that is not your birthday, signifying that each day we are closer to death.

"Happy Deathday to you,
One day closer to
The day that you die,
and your life is through!"

Deathday by JoRokHed October 24, 2011

Spooge-worthy 

That which is worthy of illiciting the spooge response in the genitoid region.

I have been so hard-up for female companionship lately, it's a good thing my Lara Croft action figure is so incredibly spooge-worthy!

Spooge-worthy by JoRokHed October 7, 2011

genitoid 

Generical term for "sex parts"

I'm not picky! I'm looking for random genitoid contact!

genitoid by JoRokHed October 7, 2011

Fapulous 

Superlative term for something women find so sexy they think of it when they masterbate.

She loves that movie because the star is so fapulous!

Fapulous by JoRokHed October 6, 2011