Someone who is employed at Splish Splash water park LI NY, who is absolutely obsessed with the place. Wears Splish Splash merch on the daily, says "Splashtastic" every day, and listens to Splash Jams in their car full blast. Addicted to chlorinated pools, wearing crocs, and shitty tan lines.
Whoa, the summer is over and that girl is still wearing her Splish Splash uniform? Does she ever stop saying "Splashtastic?" She must be splashtistic.
by KaityLady January 23, 2020