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Spinter’s third law 

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.
Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself
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SPINterest 

another way of saying special interest for autistic people!!
SPIN= SPecial INterest, some people think its fun to spell interest out with it :3
sonic is my SPINterest!
SPINterest by tabsters September 1, 2022

spintart 

(noun)
spin - may have a double meaning, as in spinster, and/or difficult, or moody woman, generally past thirty-five, who will place her own logic or, (spintelligence) on any given situation.
tart - may seem provocative and/or promiscuous, but this is a 'spin', or 'put on' because in fact, the exact opposite is true.

So, you have it, spintart.
"Give up because you'll never get anywhere with that wily spintart!"
spintart by Shespirals June 15, 2006

spintereschelling

Essentially, this word can be used to express many emotions, such as; "special" or "Shpiffy" or "Fucking Awesome" It's a perfect example of Fang Seeth VanDoom Speak...An ingenious lexis of perplexing terms for your speaking and listening pleasures.
"Man, That was a spintereschelling video game."
An appalling, Greedy, careless and invisible landord who simply expects to recieve monies without any personal responsibility or indeed acknowledgement that he/she has any sort of tenant that may or may not exist.
She's a skinny spinter with houses all over the shop....
SPINTER by zebraboy777 September 8, 2010

spintranet 

Your corporate intranet, where you can read the official company spin. 'Nuf said.

(Derivation: from sp-intranet, where the sp is shorthand for Sharepoint.)
Check the spintranet if you're not sure of the official dress code.
spintranet by pretzlboy April 30, 2011

spinternet 

Using the internet as a vehicle for spin and diversion to counteract blog and other user communication, particularly by totalitarian governments.
The political prisoner suicided in custody by shooting himself 4 times in the head, but the spinternet astroturf explained that it was probably just that the other prisoners didn't like him, so I didn't worry and watched porn instead.
spinternet by Church Wolf September 22, 2009