sparrowed
adj.
1. To be in a state of intoxication; drunk; inebriated.
2. To be mildly intoxicated, tipsy; buzzed.
(Derived from the film character Captain Jack Sparrow, as portrayed by American actor Johnny Depp)
After a few glasses of wine she was too sparrowed to evenwalk straight.
When someone throws a bag full of Sparrows at you and then proceeds to dance around you flapping their arms and making loud bird noises whilst laying an egg onto your face
I had a terrible night last night- I got Sparrowed and I've never felt so helpless
When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).
St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...
The absolute worst variation of a joke that could ever, in all existence and time, occur. Usually performed by a specific person, see retard, hairy for more details. If you succeedingly accomplish a sparrowhawk, also identified as a "SH," surrounding persons are free to completely silence, injure, or at greater extents permenantly damage/disable the Sparrowhawk-er. A sparrowhawk could possibly be compared to a dud, joke assasin, only multiplied to an extreme extent.
"So th-"
"Please, save yourself before you Sparrowhawk, as you regullarly do, before I take that stapler, which should surely save you if you proceed."