spacesuiting

To masturbate and leave semen in ones' pants after ejaculation while operating a vehicle.

He had to pull the pants from his skin after spacesuiting all day from his morning drive.

by splinx December 26, 2011

spacesuit

Dressing up extra warm to smoke some weed outside in the cold.

Got your spacesuit on man?

by evaluation January 20, 2016

bikinis and spacesuits

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.

"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

fart in a spacesuit

one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator

He's hopeless, about as useful & as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

by Boxhead Of Oz February 28, 2016

Mongolian Spacesuit

Mid-coitus, you pull out and finish ejaculating into a fish bowl. Then you proceed to place the fish bowl over her head. Once that has been completed, push her face against the side so that she looks Chinese.

John was having a good time with Susan last night. He even gave her the Mongolian Spacesuit!

by HipsterLumberjack December 20, 2013

Spacesuiting

The act of falsely claiming to have invented something to others.

"Those two guys claim they invented race photography."

"What? No! That's total nonsense, they're just spacesuiting!"

"Spacesuiting?"

"They're claiming they invented something that they didn't"

by Schrodingers Douchebag September 29, 2021