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SockBlocked 

When your wife bust you while you are rubbing one out.
She busted me rubbing one out last night. Dude you were sockblocked.
SockBlocked by Phinger November 19, 2016

sockblock 

I wanted to jerk it to the new Playboy, but my mom kept sockblocking me! :D
sockblock by :D'smom September 11, 2010

songbroken 

when you hear a song and you remember good memories with people with whom you dont have the same relationship now its something you think about often. but when you hear this song you remember and wish times were like back then but then dont regret anything. then your heart is once again broken as it was before after it healed.
when i heard that song on the radio, i was songbroken as i remembered my days in junior high with my best friends. its sad because we dont have the same relationship anymore.
songbroken by ninjadrewzers:) January 2, 2011

Songbooker

someone who quotes song lyrics as their facebook status. Some people will respond with additional lyrics and others will not know it's a song and respond inappropriately.
Taylor: That party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it

Joe: I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Mary: Yah right, in your dreams Joe...in your dreams

Joe: Get with it Mary, I was just trying to sing along.

"Don't let Marty's status confuse you, he's a songbooker"
Songbooker by MBRF February 8, 2010

Swagblock 

The act of blocking one's swag. Intentionally or unintentionally getting in the way of one's swagger.
I was getting it in with this chick when he just came up to me to talk about Call of Duty... Totally Swagblocked me
Swagblock by Liryc Lerom June 10, 2011

Armenian Sunblock 

Verb and noun. When you approach a woman lying on her stomach at the beach and offer to put sunblock on her back. She agrees, but rather than reach for the tube of Coppertone, you quietly and quickly rub one out onto her back and apply.
I was chillin' at Zuma Beach and that damn Hagop tricked me into an Armenian Sunblock again.
Armenian Sunblock by elhelmete September 28, 2011