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Snake Skin 

The act of masturbating upon a public toilet seat and then using your finger to spread it thinly and covertly around the entire lid. Once dry, the semen will crack and buckle, appearing as if a snake molting its skin.
Oh my gawd Becky, I just peed upstairs and my skin is burning!!

Oh no! Jb laid a snake skin up there earlier!
Snake Skin by Jbizzle~ April 14, 2017

Snake skin 

The result of wearing a condom and pulling out in such a manner that the condom remains in the orifice, usually the anus.
Hoss pulled out three snake skins last week!
Snake skin by sled69 September 29, 2015

Snake Skin Suprise 

A Snake Skin Surprise or The Dirty Snake Skin is when you amass a collection of used condoms, preferably used during anal sex, and then you leave them in strange unsuspecting areas.

A Snake Skin Surprise is best when it is a subtle suprise, so instead of putting the snake skin in the bathroom sink you should put it in a box of cotton swabs, or underneath a box of razor blades.

Other good spots to leave a Dirty Snake Skin are: behind a TV, underneath couch cushions, in glove boxes, toothpaste drawer.
Why the hell is this there a Snake Skin in my sock drawer?

Snake Skin Suprise

Snake skin watercraft 

A piss filled condom used as a dildo mostly favored at lesbian parties.
Aw dude did you see those 2 lesbos going at it with that snake skin watercraft?!
DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!

snake skin wrist watch 

When a male wraps his penis around his wrist.
dude check out my snake skin wrist watch (whips out his dong and wraps it around his wrist)

Snake Skin Prison 

Loud Fast Badass. Hailing from Austin TX, also known as SSP. Priding upon Loud and Aggressive Rock N Roll, SSP has been known to literally melt faces. Literally.
Man that dude that just wrecked his life was so Snake Skin Prison'd.