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snacktastrophy 

(n.) an event that occurs when something goes wrong while snacking.
I used too much force to open the bag of chips, and they exploded in a snacktastrophy all over the room.
snacktastrophy by Kathleen Lowe January 19, 2008

snacktastrophe 

noun - any misfortune or mishap involving your your snack
Dude, you just spilled your beer in the chip dip!

Relax, it's not a total snacktastrophe unless we are out of beer too.
snacktastrophe by K-Squared July 12, 2010

Snacktuary 

An Actuary who shares similar views about food with Freegans.

An Actuary who loves to snack on free food in the office.

Their primary goal at the work place is to obtain free food, with their actual job being an ancillary effort.
A Snacktuary will eat four stale donuts left out over the weekend instead of having to pay for lunch.

A Snacktuary will skip going out to lunch because they filled up on candy, triscuits and cheese dip that were sitting out on someones desk.

Bob: "Are there any cookies left over there?"
Jim: "Nope, the Snacktuary got to them."

Bob: "You going out to lunch today?"
Snacktuary: "Oh, no lunch for me. Have you seen this place today?!? There's TONS of free food."
Snacktuary by actuary guy October 24, 2012

snacktating

To have the munchies, to be displaying hunger. A grave need for snacks. Sounds like lactating.
Hurry up and go to the store, I'm snacktating here.
snacktating by VachonMan November 27, 2006

snacktacular 

The atomic weight of Bolognium. Also known as Delicious.
Principal Skinner: "...this periodoc table says the atomic weight of Bolognium is snacktacular!"
snacktacular by Jon Goodrum December 14, 2008

snacktacular 

These pork rinds are snacktacular.
snacktacular by Bark August 13, 2003