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1.
Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.
Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."
by mo-yo December 22, 2006
 
2.
Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.
Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.
by OmegaZim October 26, 2010