Definitions by mo-yo

ESESL 

Accronym: English as Somebody Elses Second Language

Def: The modification of English used with people for whom English is not their first lanugage. Characterized by simplified vocabulary, gestures and smiling. A form of generalized speech often used in large multicultural cities to simplify trade and negotiations.

2nd language: (Seeking help from bus driver in broken english)
1st language: Where you go? You go Dufferin Station? I make bus with you. I help you go. No worry, no worry, you sit now.
Bus Driver: Thanks, sorry, my ESESL is really rudimentary.

ESESL by mo-yo December 9, 2008

Peequator

The unsightly urine stain that rings a toilet bowl

"Would it kill you to scrub your toilet every now and then? there's a serious peequator in there..."

Peequator by mo-yo July 16, 2008

Deskiesta

A short nap enjoyed under your desk in your office

"I was so tired at work this morning, so i took a mid-afternoon deskiesta an felt a lot better"

Deskiesta by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Log off 

A dump that has been put on hold during a particularly long stretch online. Usually interupting a long chat session or on-line game such as Warcraft or Second life.

Lou: "Just GO! Stop talking about how bad you have to go, just GO!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"

Log off by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Guiltaccino 

Fair trade coffee, ordered either as a result of self-inflicted guilt, or pressure from more socially conscious peers.

Pradeep: "YUM, I'm going to get the Gingerbread Latte..."
Anna: "But you can't get it with the Fair Trade blend..."
Pradeep: "Ewww. You want me to get a bitter Guiltaccino?"
Anna: (look of empathy for poor coffee farmers everywhere)
Pradeep: "Damn. A medium Ujama Mild please..."

Guiltaccino by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Condementimacy 

A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.

"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"

Condementimacy by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Dreamrage

An irrational anger towards a friend or collegue upon having a bad dream about them the previous night. The resentment lasts at least a day.

Tori: "I'm just mad, because in my dream last night you totally betrayed me"
Luke: "Look, it's almost 2pm, you need to get a handle on your dreamrage."

Dreamrage by mo-yo December 29, 2006