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Describing something lame or undesirable because it's been done before, or just wasn't worth doing in the first place.
I don't wanna go to the skate park, we've gone every day... that place is so wrote.
Let's go chill at Dan's instead.
To be so steaming drunk that Sonya from Eastenders is no longer "wrote down".
I was so wrote last night that I saw Sonya on Eastenders and thought it was a porn firm
wrote by Mark and Ryan May 13, 2006

wrote a check your ass cant cash 

talking trash that one cant back up
you just wrote a check your ass cant cash

wrote gerbil 

A phrase used to describe the awe that occurs when one sees an attractive female ( could be likened to drooling over someone.)
Dude, she was so hot! I'm not gonna say she was the best-looking teacher ever, but I definitely wrote gerbil.
wrote gerbil by Soomanchu October 8, 2009

wrote the note 

When an action you intended as helpful totally blows up in your face, and ruins the friendship you had with the person you were trying to help
Bill: Dude, you really wrote the note on that one

Craig: I was only trying to help!
wrote the note by mdcfalcon November 7, 2010

wrote rage 

1. Experiencing excessive anger or becoming unreasonably upset due to the identification of improper usage of punctuation and grammar in everyday life.

2. Confusion or frustration brought about by the inability to adequately express yourself; intense aggravation compounded by the knowledge that the correct words or syntax exist in the English language that would exactly convey the intended message, but recollection is stubbornly out of reach.
1. The sign that said, "Please 'do not feed the' seagull's", inflamed my wrote rage to DEFCON level 3.

2. Wrote rage compelled a grammar Nazi to repeat the explanation of the difference between "your" and "you're".

3. "I know there is a better way to say this. I swear, it's on the tip of my tongue. AHH! This wrote rage is going to make my brain leak out my ears!"
wrote rage by blergenderper February 22, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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