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Smelted Snowflake 

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.
Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.
Smelted Snowflake by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019
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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! 

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
Smelton is a really atractive egg, he is a golden egg, he is really big, and he has a big booty
Smelton is bae
Smelton is hot

Smellen Cunt 

A hilarious parody of the name of the actress helen hunt
I fuckin hate that show mad about you, its got smellen cunt in it
Smellen Cunt by Sweat1 January 1, 2009

Steltenkamp 

A turd dwelling in the upper deck of your toilet, manifesting and marinating itself for a week or longer
While I was on vacation, my roommate left a Steltenkamp in my throne.
Steltenkamp by WHAMMY! July 22, 2011

smelting iron 

1. The act of smelting iron ore in a furnace

2. The thing that the Hittites did

3. A term for sexual intercourse
1. Dude! I can now smelt iron on RuneScape; People smelt iron to forge iron weaponry.
2. The Hittites were one of the first civilizations to smelt iron.
3. Were you smelting iron with Dominic last night?
smelting iron by Carmaleaf July 23, 2011

smelting steel 

Smelting steel is referring to the act of - just what it means - smelting steel. It requires a higher level of heat to smelt steel than it does iron.

Today, steel is one of the most common materials in the world, with more than 1.3 billion tons produced annally. I mean, annually.

Smelting steel is often found in MMORPGs usually in the fantasy genre. It is possible to smelt steel in Minecraft and also in RuneScape, requiring level 30 to do so.

Lastly, "smelting steel" is also a slang term for sexual intercourse between two guys because it's more refined than "smelting iron." This bit of slang is very uncommon but is sometimes used by teenagers to avoid having to say 'sex.'
1. Smelting steel is a long process and creates excellent building material.

2.

Guy1: Smelting steel is a good way to make cash in RS, I just made 1k of them and turned them into cannonballs! I made 400k cash, dude!

Guy 2: Lmfao, 400k sucks. Bot frost dragons and then you'll make some real money.

3.

Guy 1: Where's everybody else?
Guy 2: Well, Jess couldn't come to the meeting because at Sea World and you-know-who is too busy smelting steel with Joey.
Guy 1: WHAT!
smelting steel by Pennsylvanianman September 16, 2011