40 definitions by Hixxz68
An individual that has no discernment when they are watching movies or streaming series and is unable to see agendas, subtext, and hot garbage right in front of their eyes.
I was really happy to hear my buddy "the legend" didn't like Mobius, I was beginning to think he was a panviewer.
by Hixxz68 September 11, 2022
When somebody you know who is a notorious "name-dropper " crosses the line and starts to reference unpopular people as famous or people that have too many degrees of separation from "said"celebrity, hence siblings, in-laws or distant relations as famous or interesting in any way.
Pablo was pumped to have the sister of the founder of a "major silicon valley social media company" attend his happy hour, Roberto and I both felt this was a major "Name Drop Violation".
by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018
This is an individual who still has a personality, can concentrate, and are not on the phone all the time. There is a correlation between them and there social media use in the fact that they're able to verbally communicate with other humans using eye contact and nonverbal cues. They are reminiscent of humans before the existence of the World Wide Web.
I was in this class at the gym, and there was this new guy Jeff that was actually friendly and talkative and engaging, I really think he's a "throwback human" because he has a personality.
by Hixxz68 May 15, 2019
The standard issue Disney princess is conditioned by Western society to have an unbridled desire for more with zero gratitude; they are particularly dangerous if they hail from California. Nothing is ever enough, even as they receive something they have been pining for quite some time; they receive it and immediately move on to the next shiny thing. The depths of their desire have no end and defy all logic and reason. For the period a Wantmonster is mated, their partner is the most miserable creature in the animal kingdom.
Karen wore down Jerri with an ultimatum, and within five minutes of the excitement of the ring presentation, the Wantmonster moved onto a deposit for their wedding venue at The Four Seasons; Jerry slapped down that American Express black card and knew he was in a lower level of hell
by Hixxz68 May 31, 2023
Millennials love to receive participation awards being handled with "kid gloves" and constant praise. Glitterrap does all three of those in one word, it is the equivalency of a verbal "Golf Clap" wrapped in bubble wrap with a sprinkle of glitter-like praise (they all love glitter).
We really need to sit down with Crystal and have a heart to heart about her lack of motivation, our strategy is to start with some glitterrap statements at the front end of the conversation as to ease the pain of a direct confrontation.
by Hixxz68 August 4, 2018
The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.
Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.
by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019
This is that moment when you're watching a zombie film where the zombies are just slowly milling around, and then suddenly, it gets a whiff of brains and starts bolting for the victim. The same happens with social media zombies; they are in a trance or NPC -Vibe and suddenly attack.
by Hixxz68 March 2, 2023