smallface 

An individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her facial features in a very small area (about a 3" x 3" area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. Smallfaces are most often found at NASCAR events. The most famous examples include the pitcher Randy Johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie Deliverance.

Jim: Hey,Mary Lou, what do you think about my friend Bob? I think he kinda likes you.
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!

smallface by seanstreck October 28, 2008

shallowfatuation 

1. a more complicated form for .. girlfriend + boyfriend in elementary school/secondary school
2. people who "think" they're in love , but they're only going out with someone because of a physical feature (boytoy or girltoy)
3. shallow - only cares about appearance
infatuation - a foolish attraction that only lasts for a while till either one realizes that they're sick of each other
4. FOOOOOOL

person 1 - " they were talking so much in class today , i bet they're gunna hook up soon "

person 2 - " AHAHAHAH like that even matters , who cares .. if they hook up , its just shallowfatuation , they'll break up sooner than you think "

person 1 - " typical hookup "

shallowfatuation by yuiop. June 15, 2009