seanstreck's definitions
An individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her facial features in a very small area (about a 3" x 3" area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. Smallfaces are most often found at NASCAR events. The most famous examples include the pitcher Randy Johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie Deliverance.
Jim: Hey,Mary Lou, what do you think about my friend Bob? I think he kinda likes you.
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!
by seanstreck October 28, 2008
Get the smallfacemug. An individual who lacks total hossness. Most anti-hosses are from Ohio and are commonly toasted to as being the anti-hoss. Examples include Kanye West and "E" from Entourage.
Sean: Man, that there Hugh kid cannot even take down two shots of tequila without throwing up.
Jeep: Yeah, Hugh is certainly an anti-hoss.
Jeep: Yeah, Hugh is certainly an anti-hoss.
by Seanstreck September 15, 2009
Get the Anti-hossmug.