slowest mammal alive

when a person is so slow you wonder if they're actually awake
sma! sma! get out of the car already!
#sma #slowest #mammal #alive #slow
by Boffo November 14, 2008
Top Definition
V. Suck My Ass.
The term used by girls when wanting to display extreme displeasement.

Alternate for suck my dick.
Also stands for Sucks Major Ass
Term used when something is very unsatisfactory.
Tommy: Hey can i holla at you?
Jenni:No, SMA.
Tommy:Man that SMA.
#suck my dick #good #nice #suck my as #dope
by JenniKim October 16, 2011
(SMA) suck my ass -- if your angry, upset, frustrated, and have nothing to say or scream or yell, suck my ass covers it all.
bob screams at joey "go fuck yourself" joey screams at bob "(SMA) suck my ass"
#suck #my #ass #screams #frustrted
by danone April 07, 2010
A really hot chick. Very popular word in the Netherlands.
Wow man, check that sma out. She has the best tits i've seen in years.
by Dick_H July 04, 2005
Suck my ass!
SMA grandma!
#suck #my #ass #anus #you
by Mbyrd115 November 01, 2014
1) "Suck My Ass"; used to offend someone acting like an asshole
2) Superior Mesoteric Artery
1) Chad: Dude, i heard you got busted on a DUI!
Dave: SMA!!
2) He was just in the hospital. I heard it was a problem with his SMA.
#fuck you #i hate you #deusch #shithead #jerk
by bizzzzerk February 05, 2009
(Origin: Northern Beaches, Sydney dialect - Balgowlah Boys High)
(Pronounced: as spelt, "sma" depending on accent can often be closer to a quick/snappy "smore")

meaning, huge, of large quantity and/or quality.. impressive..

(Deriving from the word "small", again meeting with the beaches sarcasm, drops selected letters which ultimately alters the meaning to the complete opposite)
1. "Sma uggy"
(meaning, someone is very attractive. see the use of "sma", having the opposite meaning of 'small' resulting in, this case, 'largely'.. and "uggy", this dialects opposite meaning of "ugly", now meaning 'attractive/good'.. the two words combined in the above exampled statement means 'very attractive/good')

2. "Sma bum"
(means, someone has a large posterior or bum)

3. "Sma building"
(means that the aforementioned building is large in appearance and quantity)

Almost all words in this Northern Beaches dialect are often pronounced with a sudden, short, rapid burst of air, accenting the last 1 or 2 letters in the word.. "sssMA", "wwEH"
#big #large #quantity #huge #epic
by TrueAussieDictionary May 18, 2009
Pronounced Smaz Is a shortened version of Saint Mary's School Ascot, not to be confused with Heathfield Saint Mary's, which the girls consider inferior and constantly make jokes about, for example "How long does it take for a cleaner to realise that they could be head of english at Heathfield?", is a boarding school in Berkshire. If a SMAS girl is mistake for a girl for Heathfield the common reply would be "Do I really look like a reject" or "LOL rejects, you wish sket "The school is on selective entry only and is popular with many Spanish, Irish and Italian immigrants as it is a catholic school. The girls are considered the social elite, most girls also have relationships with boys from other public schools such as Harrow or Eton. The girls are also known for not only their academic results but also has one of the best art departments in the country. SMAS also has a large performing arts centre called The Rose Theatre. Subsiquentally the girls have been scouted for films and modeling, Celine Buckens (Warhorse, Emilie), Rosanna (Rosy) Byrne (Lizzie Hutton, Cranford and Miranda Reese, Waking the Dead) and Camilla (Minnie) Brady (Model).

The term SMAS is used to shorten the name of the school, the term Virgin Mega-Store may also be used, making a jokey reference to the Virgin Mary.
There's no stopping those SMAS girls, rebeellllllsssss.
#boarding school #saint mary's school ascot #eton #slone #sloney #sloane ranger
by Marina Brandy April 07, 2011
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