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slumpy wet crete
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When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to
find it
dried up
in the morning
.
ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha
last night
and she had slumpy wet crete on her face
in the morning
, nothing would get rid of
that shit
."
by
Teemothy17
February 18, 2014
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