Top Definition
When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.
ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."
by Teemothy17 February 17, 2014
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