slowarse

Somebody who is at one with their 'can't be arsed' thoughts

I'm a slowarse when it comes to paying bills

slowarse by dontknowwhatnext October 28, 2013

Slowassery

Usually someone who is awfully slow...all them time or someone you would call a slow ass.

John kept messing up on purpose so I told him to get out of here with your slowassery.

Slowassery by LilSpicyy August 29, 2018

Slowarded 

Mentally slow and retarded

All yall boys are slowarded by cheating on girls

Slowarded by Hisbaby13 June 9, 2018