Slepp 

A Dark God who wants bones. Last scene at a Justin Bieber Concert. Popularised By Barshens.

Stuart Ashen: GIVE SLEPP YOUR BONES YOU DOGS!!!

Slepp by Roundtreesrandoms December 5, 2018

Slepp 

Slepp: a word created from the depths of the famous goose goose ducky Stonk's childish and chaos ridden mind. Slepp is sleep's cousin, "slepp -the act in which someone closes their eyes for more than 3 hours and wakes up wanting to create chaos"

"This is what happens when I actually get rest and slepp....WTF is "slepp"?? Sleep" -Stonks
"The next time i hear someone say they're tired.....I'm going to tell them to get some slepp" - Stonks
"Sleppy Stonks"
"i think i had some great slepp last night" -Sternenkind
correction: "as long as im not aslepp"

Slepp by sternenkind December 3, 2022

slepp 

slepp (n): sleep, but after the E you took turned out to be P (pure methamphetamine)

Oh man, I feel rotten. I tried to sleep but I could only manage a couple of hours of slepp.

slepp by fortydayweekend September 15, 2010

On the slepp 

I impossible to understand

I was talking to my kiddo, but they were on the slepp.

On the slepp by Otslepp November 21, 2023

slapperdoodle 

A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")

"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"

slapperdoodle by drbone August 29, 2013

cell slapped 

An act when someone is in the middle of a conversation and the other party whips out their cell phone, cutting the other participant off, and showing the back of their phone. Figuratively being "slapped" by the phone. Hence the word "cell slapped". A bit worse than a pimp slap.

Yo, I was talking to that bitch and she cell slapped me; How rude!

cell slapped by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016

Sheppard-Shaft

When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.

Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'

Sheppard-Shaft by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018