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a fool,idiot,moron.someone who screws up everything
that sleap couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat
sleap by agunisquicker January 8, 2009
someone who’s name is abigail but she says sleap on her story so now her name is sleap
abigail is a sleap
sleap by sleapsleap September 28, 2020
A hard slap of the hand to someone's head or face, like Moe from the 3 Stooges would deliver.
"Man, when Stan gets here I'm gonna Moe Slap! the hell outa him!!!"
Moe Slap! by unstable bob January 4, 2008

pensioners slap 

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.
Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

Tee tee slap 

When a male slaps a woman with his limp penis in the face, causing a slapping sound.
I love to get out of the shower, walk up to my girlfriend and give her a good tee tee slap to the face.
Tee tee slap by Queenaquanesha January 23, 2012
The art of slapping fire out of a person is to give said person an intense slap that will leave their face red for an extended period of time.
Guy 1-" yo you see that mothafucka giving me that crooked eye"

Guy 2-" yea homeboys grilling dumb hard right now"

Guy 1-"if he keeps it up ima slap fire outta him"
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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