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Skyjacked 

The act of being heinously screwed by an airline.
Aw, crap!

Delta just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from Pisa to Dallas. I've been skyjacked!
Skyjacked by patrickinbigd August 22, 2010
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Skyjacked 

The act of jacking off or being jacked off on an airplane.
On my way to Cancun I was skyjacked by a flight attendant.
Skyjacked by Dirtymangoose September 1, 2017
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skytanked 

Skytanked is when you get super blazed and drunk.
Elliot: yo man I got some killer bud wanna chill?
Jon: yeah baud I got a 30 rack let's get skytanked!!
skytanked by swaggggy swag April 17, 2014
Masturbation performed in an airplane bathroom.
The young woman in the aisle seat was so hot, Jimmy had no choice but to skyjack a mere half hour before his flight's final descent.
skyjack by jds07030 April 15, 2017
A form of belittling one persons opinion or argument by portraying them as the soyjack meme. Usually by alternating characters in capitalization “WhIcH LoOkS sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThIs”. or in the case of a real life conversation, saying the persons point in a high pitched annoying voice.
Damn it man, I was talking about why I think capitalism is good. And then he soyjacked me!
Soyjacked by PhatDonger December 7, 2020
When you jump out of the plane and try to jerk off before you have to pull your parachute.
He was bored as hell with skydiving, so he invented the SkyJack. He is now banned from three different skydiving companies.
SkyJack by Pol Pot's yoga class September 19, 2017
verb; The action and/or process of receiving a hand-job on a ski-lift from your significant other.
While on a Skiing trip, Joe gave Carline a promise ring, in return, Carline gave Joe a Skyjack.
Skyjack by Highstack flapjack December 12, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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