A transportation company that is supposed to get you from one coast to the other in a a few hours but is permitted by the FAA and Dept. of Transportation to abuse its customers by trapping them for hours at a time on the ground without access to water, snacks, or a bathroom; and losing your expensive baggage--only to return it to you weeks later and in bad condition; not to mention having seats that are dangerously narrow and if a person is fat, they have to buy an extra seat; and the aircraft's operator is drunk.
The airline lives up to its reputation--it doesn't matter wheather you are going to heaven or hell, you have to go through Chicago.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 9, 2008
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by RS125 September 23, 2009
A Chem-trail,(chemical trail)a toxic concoction of Viruses,heavy metals,dioxin and radioactive waste,which is sprayed by NWO & U.N. jets for the purpose of committing genocide against the citizens of earth; also one of the methods used to disperse said bio-toxins;airlines:American;Delta;TWA;Japan,etc.
Those danged airlines, and military cargo jets have sure been busy spraying "airlines" over this desert,and my lungs sure feel the effects.
by osama sallam November 15, 2003
United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.
The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.
The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.
by TheSporadic April 12, 2017
Being tricked into a service that robs you, unknowingly signing on to something because you think it is a good deal only to find yourself penniless and hungry wishing you had chosen Delta.
Tyler: John I just got a truck off craigslist for $200
John: That's awesome, how does it run?
Tyler: It only came with the steering wheel.
John: Oh shit boy you just got spirit airlined!
That woman plays more tricks than a Spirit Airline's stewardess.
John: That's awesome, how does it run?
Tyler: It only came with the steering wheel.
John: Oh shit boy you just got spirit airlined!
That woman plays more tricks than a Spirit Airline's stewardess.
by llama tattoo July 7, 2012
by YaBoiKras April 11, 2017