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skunkbear 

A nasty and wholly unattractive member of the land weasel family (Mustelidae), sp. Gulo Gulo (Latin: "Glutton"), called by its common name the wolverine. It is also known colloqiually as "those assholes who think they go to an ivy-league school in the midwest." To skunkbear is known to reside inside coffee shops, trying desperately to look pretentious and educated, ensuring that other mammals in the vicinity see them doing coursework openly on a wireless laptop. Sometimes, solely for effect, the skunkbear will also carry a copy of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"; this is to expand on the skinkbear's facade of academic elitism and snobbery, but with no actual equity behind it. The skunkbear's coat is usually dull, and poorly screenprinted with mock-retro logos or pseudo-political trappings. On occasion, however, the skunkbear will molt and reveal a second coat of maize and blue hue; this occurs twice per year, typically when the skunkbear encounters either Spartan warriors or a Buckeye. This change in the skunkbear's coat is a reaction to the threat of not being an attractive mate to species other than its own (in which the skunkbear, or anyone else, has no real sexual interest). If one encounters a skunkbear, one should not discuss the following topics under any circumstances:

intercollegiate athletics
domestic and/or foreign political policy
the U.S. constitution
multiculturalism/racial sensitivity
alma maters
the skunkbear's desperation to leave the state

Failure to heed this warning will lead to an excruciatingly long diatribe, in which one will not be able to slip in a word edgewise. It is also advisable not to engage the skunkbear in any discussion of music, lest one wants to hear a 45-minute set review and critque of some shitty, local Gogol Bordello-esque gypsy-punk-indie-ska band that the skunkbear saw recently for $5 and the Blind Pig. The best way to handle a skunkbear is to let a Spartan stomp it into weasel custard.

The skunkbear is pictured here: http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/500/medium/Skunk-Bear--14394.jpg
"See that guy in the University of Michigan hoodie? He's another skunkbear who only wears that shirt during rivalry week."
skunkbear by El Hond0 December 9, 2008
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spunkbeard 

To spunk on a girls chin
I took her sideways then gave her a spunkbeard
spunkbeard by Matnfjkwg October 10, 2006

skunkwear 

A "street wear" clothing line created by Alex Pantoja and Albert Granados, was inspired by the Southern California street culture with a modern twist of hip-hop, punk, and skate. The concept of the fashion line was inspired in 2006 when Alex and Albert along with their friends were enjoying recreational activities done to the extreme, with confidence and determination, or as they like to call it, "Stinking Up The Streets." Designed to represent confidence, personality, and creativity regardless of culture, ethnicity, social status or location. The artistic clothing line is here to put forth a powerful statement.

The trademark image of a skunk wearing a gasmask lead to the naming of the clothing line "Skunk Wear" Are you ready to STINK UP THE STREETS?
skunkskunkwearSkunk is dedicated to represent confidence, personality, and creativity regardless of culture, ethnicity, social status or location.
skunkwear by Skunkwear April 29, 2009

skunkbarf 

the smell of a durty vigina, thats the skunk part, the barf part is well you know..
skunkbarf is a female with durty smilly vigina, that makes u barf.
skunkbarf by jayy3218@hotmail.com January 4, 2008
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026